Nah John! To show ya how advanced the technology was that Steve had at the time, considering it WAS the 1970s and all, THOSE were actually all of his cellphones! Ya see, one was for his contacts at the C.I.A., one was for his contacts at the F.B.I., and all the rest were given to him by Lindsay Wagner(aka: The Bionic Woman), so she could keep tabs on him at all times.

(...she didn't trust Steve at all to keep his bionic hands to himself when he was around other women)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)