Eeh, don't worry Keith. You can consume all the rusty nails ya want, ol' buddy! And nope, we won't worry about you at all!

(...well, that is just a long as you remember to get those Tetanus booster shots every 10 years or so!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)