You can hang that old brain bucket from the bars while you are working on your bike. To throw bolts and other small parts into so you can keep up with them.
It might be cool to hang from the eve of your porch and put a hanging plant in. If its a half shell you could take the liner out and use it as a food bowl for the dog.
You could build a cannon and see how far you can shoot it.
Modify the straps and use as a jock strap. IF you got two you could make a bra out of them.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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