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BREAKING NEWS...The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capitol
this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason.
They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.
A search for a Virgin continues.
There was no problem, however, finding enough a**es to fill the stable...........



Oldie but a goodie!

It's not speeding till you get pulled over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqa1s4jhkQ8