Hmmmm...."Captain Awesome", huh?!

Well, I guess that's not so weird.

Ya see, I have to admit that a while back in order to "spice up" the ol' sex life between the wife and myself, I actually thought of changing MY name to "Corporal Punishment"!

(...but I couldn't find any decent deals on whips and chains over the internet!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)