 Captain Awesome
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Should be Riding
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Re: Captain Awesome
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How about "Adam Nobody" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hym0afc03pEThat name change got him a beating by the cops when they thought he was being a smart a$$ when they asked him his name. "What's your name?" "Nobody" Smack! 
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Re: Captain Awesome
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When I was in the army, there was a captain whose last name was Marvel. I would have had it changed if it were me, or at least worked really hard for a promotion.
I also came across a fellow who was so angry about his parents giving him initials instead of a real name that he got a legal change to Fish.
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Stickman Yogi
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Well, if he wasn't awesome before, he is now!
Live to love, love to live.
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Loquacious
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no eeee-go there a not much
ENJOY!!!!! NEWT!!!!!
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Saddle Sore
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Names ......there WAS a boy named "Sue", he was a ruffian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1BJfDvSITYI had a friend named Harry Guy , and in first grade had a friend named Dusty Shoe . Real names . ....the things we do for our kids.
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Stickman Yogi
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Here's a couple o' real names for you. Years ago I knew a guy by the name of........ Harry Aho.
When I was a kid, a girl living down the street was named Penny Nickel. We called her, 6 cents.
Live to love, love to live.
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used to know a girl name was Sandy Beech, she went on to make porn movies. kept her real name. i always thought that was cool of her parents to give her that name. also had a friend that had a child in 69 named her Echo, turned out to be a pretty cool chick, works in one of them old time photo places where they also photoshop your face on other bodies in St. Pete. some people get cool names but to name yourself captian awesome???? wtf????
ENJOY!!!!! NEWT!!!!!
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I suppose somewhere down the line, he will have to live up to that name, man will he be in for a large let-down then, when he can't perform. 
bob s
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Re: Captain Awesome
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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Hmmmm...."Captain Awesome", huh?!
Well, I guess that's not so weird.
Ya see, I have to admit that a while back in order to "spice up" the ol' sex life between the wife and myself, I actually thought of changing MY name to "Corporal Punishment"!
(...but I couldn't find any decent deals on whips and chains over the internet!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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My wife and I are both teachers and we've seen a few names:
Bud Weiser
Nacho Margarita...he was a kid from Mexico that dormed where I teach.
s hithead...pronounced: shee-todd with emphasis on the todd. He was a kid from Bosnia my wife taught.
Those are my top 3
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Quote:
Here's a couple o' real names for you. Years ago I knew a guy by the name of........ Harry Aho.
When I was a kid, a girl living down the street was named Penny Nickel. We called her, 6 cents.
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When I was growing up I knew a girl called Theresa Green. 
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Quote:
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Here's a couple o' real names for you. Years ago I knew a guy by the name of........ Harry Aho.
When I was a kid, a girl living down the street was named Penny Nickel. We called her, 6 cents.
Still chuckling over that one...
2005 Speedmaster, Tornado Red, AI removed, Uni Pods, JCW 19" turnouts
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Fe Butt
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Fe Butt
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There was a Sgt. on Let's Make a Deal when I was a kid. His name was Sgt. Boner, boy did we have a good laugh at that for a few days.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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Within 20 miles of me there are three, Oscar Meyer, Sandy Butt, and last but not least Harry Weaner.
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Monkey Butt
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Brazen Hussey. the last name could be bad enough for a girl. Why would her parents give her that first name?
Ida May Crow (then again, she may not.) Grew up with my mother.
A guy in my last squadron was named John Priem. He married a girl named Sue.
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Re: Captain Awesome
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Bar Shake
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A couple Real ones that I know:
Dick Boner.
Named his son Max.
Stephen Steven Stephens.
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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Loquacious
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The Mastersergeant of my flight in the AF:
Dick Hoare. His nickname: Two-Bit.
Steelheart- '03 Speedmaster Black/Yellow
The Hayabusa Killa
16" Shorties/140 mains/Airbox drilled
Procom CDI
"There is no cure for Celibacy. But we can treat the symptoms."
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Fe Butt
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Our Gardena (CA) High School varsity football coach, who went on to become the head coach at the University of Oregon in the early '70s, and helped develop NFL great Dan Fouts into the QB he would later become. Yep, the one, the only.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Enright
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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A good friend of mine with the surname Field named his second son Patrick.
Everyone calls him Paddy
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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