There's only one way to settle this love / hate thing.

Triumph needs to send me one of everything for a long term test, and I'll file a full report back here in a year or three.
Color does not matter, although dark British Racing Green or black for everything would be good. Checker boards and white stripes are good too. (no purple or pink please.)

I know I know - I'm a team player, doing this for the good of the forum.