Here ya go, Chad...just in time for Thanksgiving...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIuFsUj4TewAnd you think YOU'VE got troubles there in Texas, do ya???!!!
Ya better not ever ride through Easton!!!
(I'm guessin' it's Easton Massachusetts, considerin' the guy in this video attempts to shoo off the turkey by yellin', "GET OUTTA HEEYAH!!!")