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So Im done with my assigned work 3 hours into a 10 hour shift, I go out to one of the 737's for a snooze, 3 and a half hours later, Im READY to get off that plane! I guess the sound of the APU an right pack running, had me dreaming fluently. I was on short final in one of our 717's with a female pilot behind the wheel and a full plane of pax. I look out the window, and we're speeding around I-285 about 50 feet off the ground at 500 mph!!! We're going up one way roads, clipping power poles, and finally get stopped, but then start going again! This time, we're entering some kind of giant speed brake tunnel, that takes our wings off, but get stopped again. Im talking to the pilot asking her why, and we look up, and are now skimming across the top of a local reservoir! I made myself wake up, and sat up in the first class seat row I was sleeping in, and got off the plane...I guess the sound of the APU and pack running made me think I was flying!!! I love my job!!! 
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Loquacious
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Want to trade jobs? I supervise 20+ postal workers every day and a few of them keep me from sleeping - even at night!
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Check Pants
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Mark, The version I saw on cable news last night showed Dwight piloting the aeroplane  jh
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maybe your conscience was telling you to stop sleeping on the job.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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This guy was riding with me to work really early in the morning. He had a habbit of sleeping while I drive. So I pulled into a truck stop parking lot and started straight toward a big truck with its headlights on, and yelled oh
sh!t loudly. He opened his eyes and saw those headlights and started screaming and nearly jumped out of the truck. I laughted my a$$ off the rest of the rid to work.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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 women , they're nuts but fun to play with.... 
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This guy was riding with me to work really early in the morning. He had a habbit of sleeping while I drive. So I pulled into a truck stop parking lot and started straight toward a big truck with its headlights on, and yelled oh
sh!t loudly. He opened his eyes and saw those headlights and started screaming and nearly jumped out of the truck. I laughted my a$$ off the rest of the rid to work.
Thom
I might be wrong, I sometimes am.
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Fe Butt
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women , they're nuts but fun to play with....
Man would I love to twist that sentence around and it would still be a true statement but even more fun. Darn AUP! 
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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women , they're nuts but fun to play with....
Man would I love to twist that sentence around and it would still be a true statement but even more fun. Darn AUP!
Live to love, love to live.
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women , they're nuts but fun to play with....
Man would I love to twist that sentence around and it would still be a true statement but even more fun. Darn AUP!
You are a rascally one. I agree totally though. 
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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This guy was riding with me to work really early in the morning. He had a habbit of sleeping while I drive. So I pulled into a truck stop parking lot and started straight toward a big truck with its headlights on, and yelled oh
sh!t loudly. He opened his eyes and saw those headlights and started screaming and nearly jumped out of the truck. I laughted my a$$ off the rest of the rid to work.
That is a great story!!!
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Now that's funny Loco ,made me blow coffee down my nose hahahahaha If you want crazy crazy dreams try wearing the smoke cessation patch over night , man o man I had some doozies last year when I quit , full colour 1080 p hi def crazy weird sh!t , like trippin while you sleep. 
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women , they're nuts but fun to play with....
Man would I love to twist that sentence around and it would still be a true statement but even more fun. Darn AUP!
You are a rascally one. I agree totally though.
*giggle* You guys crack me up! 
To defy the laws of tradition, is a crusade only of the brave!
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Fe Butt
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Mark,
The version I saw on cable news last night showed Dwight piloting the aeroplane
jh
Uh huh John, and lemme guess here....everybody survived the crash, but they all woke up in a London hospital circa 1943...RIGHT???!!!  
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Saddle Sore
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women , they're nuts but fun to play with....
Man would I love to twist that sentence around and it would still be a true statement but even more fun. Darn AUP!
fun to play with women , but they're nuts
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maybe your conscience was telling you to stop sleeping on the job.
Oh trust me, that plane was full of mechanics sleeping....they don't care as long as your work is done...
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