This guy was riding with me to work really early in the morning. He had a habbit of sleeping while I drive. So I pulled into a truck stop parking lot and started straight toward a big truck with its headlights on, and yelled oh
sh!t loudly. He opened his eyes and saw those headlights and started screaming and nearly jumped out of the truck. I laughted my a$$ off the rest of the rid to work.

I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe