Um, no, and no. Of course I was joking. And it was a compliment. Were I to make the mistake of getting married, to have a wife that was cool with bike parts ANYWHERE in the house would be seriously awesome. That's my way of saying she's a real catch. And I doubt she's a complete newbie to the site. I imagine she's either been lurking around here and/or hearing about the site from you, right? She's practically family already, she just had to sign up.
In closing, lighten up, buddy. It's all good fun around here.

And before you married slobs get your panties in a bunch, I'm only saying that marriage would be a mistake for
me, so settled down. And don't gimme that 'just need to find the right one' crap. I'm such a massive dork the 'right one' is rarer than unicorn poop.
I dont blame you its not for every one infact half of the marriages should not have happened at all. So although I am married happily. I am against everyone getting married. Infact I refuse to go to weddings. I say invite me to the divorce, thats when you will need my help. There is no such thing as the right one.
Sorry, I missinterpreted your intensions there John you are as I should have remembered one of the white hats.