number they aren't going to hunt him down. He was probably an illegal.
number two a dui aint sh!t. pay the fine do the school zippity dooda. They should just give him the firing squad.

I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe