 The most bizarre sex toy ever!!
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Nearly pi$$ed myself laughing about this true news story ... Funniest thing I've read for months. This guy Noah Smith will be world famous for having a mouse up his bum - and getting caught at it.  He's a mouseketeer! Hope I don't offend anyone here - I thought it was hilarious.
Cheers, Richard
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"Grampa, what did you do when you were young?" "Oh, nothing much, just tear up peoples homes and shove mice up my bum." 
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Before I followed the link, I was thinking "...crazy Australians". But no, it's another resident of SC keeping it real. Alvin Greene and now this.
George
Freelance Observer
07 BA with 605's, engine dresser bars, and cheap saddle bags.
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Meth.....it does a body....bad.
I have dealt with a few tweakers over the years and they do some pretty bizarre sh*t.
Bill.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
-George Best
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It was a COMPUTER MOUSE by the way. Many think it was a real mouse...either way, it's just wrong.
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He shouldnt do that cause he could get a virus. 
Last edited by stevieB; 11/12/2010 4:02 PM.
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I guess he could at that! They JUST don't make REAL men anymore.  (Like Richard Gere) 
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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