Are you shure you arent one of those guys with big wine corks in your ears, and a big ring through the middle of your nose.
could you imagine if they had to take off all that stuff to go through airport security. Thier face would look like a fishing net.

I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe