the Lone Ranger and Tonto are out scouting around and after some time, Tonto gets down from his horse puts his ear to the ground to listen. the Lone Ranger sez what is it Tonto, to which Tonto replies Buffalo come, the Lone Ranger sez how do you know that?? Tonto points to his ear and sez STICKY
ok how bout this one??
Russian walking down the street on his way home from work when he see'z this bottle laying in the gutter, well being in a foul mood, he kicks it and low and behold there is a cloud of smoke and a genie appears. genis sez you have released me from my prison so i grant you one wish. the russian thinks about it for a minute and sez ok genie you turn my urine to wadka, genis sez done and with a clap of his hands and a puff of smoke he is gone. the russian finishes his walk home and when he gets there he takes a glass out of the cupboard and fills it with his urine, lifts it to his nose and sez um it smells like the wadka, it is clear like the wadka, i will taste, when he does he hollers for his wife to come here quick, when she comes to the kitchen he tells her the story and sez it is the best wadka he has ever tasted, she decides to take a taste and agrees this is the best wadka ever. so every night he races home from work gets 2 glasses from the cupboard fills them
and they enjoy the wadka untill they pass out. friday night finally arrives and when he gets home he gets one glass down fills it up and the wife ask but dear where is the wadka for me?? he drops his britches, sits down in his chair at the kitchen table and sez "TONIGHT MY DEAR, YOU DRINK FROM DE BOTTLE"
that one always cracks me up
