Once there were two alligators swimming together. One of them was nearly twice as big as the other.
The smaller said to the bigger one George, "How did you get so much bigger than me? I was hatched from the same clutch of eggs as you were and nearly the same time." Then George asked his smaller brother, "what do you eat?" He said "the same thing as you.... polititions". "Humm.." said George, "where do you eat them from?" The smaller one replied "same as you at the capital building parking lot." Then george said "well how do you eat them them?" The small one said "well I lay under a car and when he come out I grab him by the leg and shake the sh^t out of him then eat him." Oh George said "thats the problem, after you shake the sh^t out of a politician the only thing left is an a$$ hole and a brief case."
