This small dude winds up in prison and on his first day there, he's approached by this huge, burly Russian guy.
The Russian guy says: "Viz vaseline or vizout?"
The new guy drops a load and asks: "Wwwwhhaaat??"
The Russian guy replies: "You know vat, do not play stupid viz me! Viz vaseline or vizout??"
The guy thinks for a while, weighs his options and says: "Ok, with vaseline"
The Russian guys gleams and says: "Good choice!",
as he turns behind him and yells out: "Hey Vaselin, come over here!"
