An elephant got a splinter in its foot. It hurt really badly and the elephant couldn't get it out. The elephant saw an ant passing by and he asked the ant to take the splinter out of its foot. The ant replied: "Sure, as long as I get to do what I want to do".
The elephant asked: "Well... what do you want to do?"
The ant replied: "I want to bang you up your yin yang"
The elephant thought for a while and weighed his options. It was a really small ant and the splinter really hurt. He thought about it and agreed to ant's conditions.
The ant took the splinter out of the elephant's foot, ran around the back, climbed up the elephant's leg, moved the tail out of the way and started humping.
A monkey was sitting on top of the tree and it saw this really tiny ant humping this really big elephant up the yin yang. The sight was so funny, it started laughing hysterically. It flailed its arms and accidentally knocked a coconut from the tree. The coconut fell on the elephant's head and the elephant said: "Ouch".
The ant replied: "YEAH! TAKE IT ALL, B!TCH!!!"
