Me an the wife had a few drinks into the early hours one late night.. we went to bed on a cold dark very rainy, ****** of a night..
After only an hour or so of dosing in and out of sleep.. BANG! BANG! on the front door, we live way out in the hills. So I was none too pleased to get out of bed in me drunken haze to find paddy, pi**ed as a f**t soakin wet asking for a push.
After a few chioce words I slammed the door in his kisser and stormed up to bed.
The light of my life then demands to know who the ****** was at the door at this un-godly hour.
After explaining to her it was paddy wanting a push in the pi**ng rain. She turns all nasty on me and says well you cant leave him out there in the rain you'll have to go and give him a push to get him started..
So now in a great mood I have to get dressed in all me fishing gear so I don't get soaked.
Get to the front door looking out into a real belter of a storm and shout "paddy where are you"
To which the drunken git replies "I'm over here on the swing" The Ba*t**d
