While it's true that the cheese-eating surrender monkeys have indeed exerted the odd bit of influence on our island, there is a final plan to deal with this situation.
The Channel Tunnel was built for this one purpose. In the years since it was built, the Froggies have continued to send us their cheap booze, while we have continued the extending of all the UK's drainage network. Two weeks time, all the UK's toilets get diverted to the Chunnel, we're gonna leave it a week and then flush it hard!! ;-)
