I saw a bunch of guys standing around a bike, so I went over to see what was up. Thought it maybe a cool custom job.
It was a broke down Harley, and they were trying to figure out what was wrong with it.

I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe