I had a friend like that John. F#ckin' Ralph, that is actually what we called him. If you said F#ckin' Ralph to anyone around here they would know who you meant. He had a Sporty in boxes he was always talking about putting together. Took about 15 years but he did finally do it but not after a ton of teasing.I should add that once he finally did it he rode that thing all over the country, I am not sure he ever got off the thing.

I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!