See Phil Baby,
I TOLD ya the Wall Street Journal wasn't the freakin' BIBLE!(but would you listen to a Californian?....NOOOOOO!)

Hey Sandmann,
That there Howard fella o' yours...HE wouldn't by chance have a one of those funny Texas accents, instead of one of those funny Aussie accents, WOULD HE?

Now, I'm just guessin' here...but THAT could be your problem, buddy!!!

Cheers,
Dwight
('cuz lord knows...I'm pretty sure that's the problem OVER HERE!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)