Hmmmmm...so Loco, I take it you must've been elsewhere the day your Scout Master was teachin' your troop the Scout motto of "Be Prepared", huh?!
Come on, you can tell us where y'all were at! My guess is that you were behind the barn smokin' that there first cigarette o' yours, right?!
(oh and btw, to put your mind to rest here, you "Devil-May-Care Fun-Lover" you...the ideas of "bein' prepared" and "enjoyin' a nice ride", are not, AND don't have to be, mutually exclusive ideas, ya know!)
