Okay guys...new theory:
After makin' that ukulele, Keith learned to play "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" on it...he rode over to that girl's house who he talked about maybe joinin' his band...he serenaded her with a few bars of that song...she was totally captivated by his performance...they fell madly and passionately in love...they took the next plane to Vegas...and are presently holed up at the MGM Grand in Room-3706 celebrating their nuptials which were performed by Jorge Mendoza, the best Mexican Elvis impersonator this side of Tijuana.
(...okay, ACTUALLY, I'm kind'a startin' to worry about the guy too...so....WHERE ARE YOU, KEITH????)
