Sorry Tom, but I ain't a seein' any "eurotrash" moviestar lookin' models there.(well, except for that HOT lookin' BABE there anyway!)

Look dude, maybe there ain't that many reasonably decent "normal" lookin' people" there in South Joi-sey, but out West here, not every good ol' 'Merican Boy is at least 75 friggin' pounds overweight, shaves his head, NOR has terrible enough groomin' standard that he doesn't give f*** about how he looks.

Nope sorry Tom, those dudes(I already mentioned that I thought that babe WAS a babe here right?!), look like they could be your average, everyday, healthy, heterosexual, non-eurotrash, reasonably successful, American males in their mid-thirties to me, ol' buddy!!!

(...that is IF they aren't LIMEYS...but then again, nobody in that picture is smilin' at all, and so I can't see their TEETH to make sure if they are or not!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)