Bonneville America Forums Forums Off Topic Discussion Forums Lounge Caption Contest Pt 2?

"ATGATT... yeah, whatever"

Now thats just funny, haha.

If that's not a sphincter-puckering moment I don't know what is...

Its not the best to show off at your 1st day. At the " MSF " " CBT " training School. atb geoff

"Ferodo, World's Best Braking Pads.. Best Grip!"

"These Pads Will Tear Asphalt Off!" ... I guess in this case, the asphalt was stronger than the axle...

"Jerry wondered if his bike really had stopped on a dime"

Not the best way to change fork oil, but without tools sometimes you need to improvise.

Captain, she's breaking up

"who needs wheel berrings"
"road rash make you look cool"
"the fast way to change your fork oil"

Several states are already helmet-optional and a bold few are becoming front-wheel optional as well.

How about:



"Kurt suddenly realized that those leftover fasteners might've been the axle pinch bolts."

Thank God I'm wearin' my dew rag!

Hmmmmmm..."dew rag" you say, huh Barry?!....

Soooo, does anybody know if instead of just "captions", does this "contest" also allow "lyrics"???

[to the tune of The Chiffon's 1963 hit song "He's So Fine"]

(dew rag, dew RAG, DEW RAG
...dew rag dew RAG)

He's so f***ed
(dew rag, dew RAG, DEW RAG)

His wheel just tucked
(dew rag, dew RAG, DEW RAG

Under his bike
(dew rag, dew RAG, DEW RAG)

He ain't gonna like
(dew rag, dew RAG, DEW RAG)

Hittin' HIS HEAD
(WITH A DEW RAG, DEW RAG, DEW RAG)

Might end up in bed
(WITH A DEW RAG DEW RAG)



He's so f***ed
(OH YEAH)

He's gonna get plucked
(OH YEAH)

As someone not to mimic
(oh yeah)

The dew rag's just a gimmick
(oh yeah)

....sorry, that's as far as I got, folks.

how about one to the tune of Crystal's Do Ron Ron?

Grabbed too much front brake and I took a spill
a dew rag rag rag, a dew rag rag



hmmm, I'm not too good at lyric writing, but now you'll have this stuck in your head!

Field testing the new line-up of DOT approved do-rags