Dear Mr. Griffin/Silver/Hook/ et al,

We at Triumph Motorcycle LTD fully understand and appreciate your opinion of Harley-Davidson products, as since the year 1990 we have endeavored to provide the public with a superior alternative to their line of motorcycles, T-shirts, coffee mugs, watches, and oh yes, eyepatches, amongst many other such motorcycle related items, and for the most part we believe we have achieved those goals.

And so, at this time, we at Triumph Motorcycle LTD have decided to place your name at the very top of our Eyepatch Awaiting List, because you have demonstrated your great faith in our product line.

(...and because you seem to be such a persistent cuss, too!)

Sincerely,
John Bloor
Triumph Motorcycles LTD
Hinckley, England

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)