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Dear Mr Bloor
of course, how silly of me.
Please send the parrot complete with a spare patch if possible- in case it should lose sight in it's other eye...you see I'm a bit clumsy with the hook.

Long John Silver




Dear Mr. Al Griffin or Capt. Long John Silver (..or whoever the h*ll you really are),

We at Triumph Motorcycle LTD are sorry to also report to you that our inventory of eyepatches is extremely limited at this time, and thus your request for an additional eyepatch for your parrot can not be granted at this time.

However, may we suggest that if in the future your parrot does unfortunately happen to misplace his eyepatch, it is quite possible that your nearest Harley-Davidson dealership in Kent could have a replacement eyepatch available for a nominal fee, though please also be advised Triumph Motorcycle LTD can not guarantee the quality of any Harley-Davidson related products.

Yours Truly(again),
John Bloor
Triumph Motorcycles LTD
Hinckley, England

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)