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Dear Sirs
Please can you send me my free parrot.....oh and the eyepatch wont be necessary- having ridden Harleys for many a year before my conversion, I clearly no longer need a patch for the temporary blind spot this entailed

Al



Dear Mr. Al Griffin,

Please be advised that the free offer of a parrot AND an eyepatch can not be a separate transaction and must be given and received in tandem, as the eye-patch was in fact designed for the parrot to wear, and not for the owner of their newly purchased Triumph Thunderbird.

Yours Truly,
John Bloor
Triumph Motorcycles LTD
Hinckley, England

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)