And,whilst we're on the subject, the summers were longer,the sun shone brighter and you could still buy a Vincent Black Lightning and get change from a ten pound note.Oh and shouldnt we bring back the furlong, the perch and the pole...and maybe the black death too(Jeez, they just dont know how to label an illness do they?) and why not heat our homes with burning heretics too?
Yes, there's much to be said for the old days when my forebears were Jacobite rebels (and stuff it,we still are) and toasted 'The King Over The Water'
Oh dear,nurse,please can I have my sedative now?-the red wine's not working at all tonight.

Al


I took the Road Less Travelled. Now where the ****** am I?