Stewart,
Heck! You're askin' me?!! You think I was smart enough to get into YALE OR that "Skull and Bones" group there?!!!
Now I understand THOSE GUYS REALLY have that secret handshake stuff down COLD!!!
But...as you probably know....They ONLY allow "real smart fellers"(like Dubya and Kerry) in THAT society, so I guess we just better forget about askin' THEM for any suggestions regarding this matter, 'cuz they're NOT allowed to TALK about it!
I mean...I'd just HATE to think that WE'D be the cause of those "highly intelligent Movers and Shakers" breaking their "sacred oaths", RIGHT?!!!
Cheers,
Dwight
(Academia would NEVER be the SAME, AGAIN!)