Stewart,

Heck! You're askin' me?!! You think I was smart enough to get into YALE OR that "Skull and Bones" group there?!!!

Now I understand THOSE GUYS REALLY have that secret handshake stuff down COLD!!!

But...as you probably know....They ONLY allow "real smart fellers"(like Dubya and Kerry) in THAT society, so I guess we just better forget about askin' THEM for any suggestions regarding this matter, 'cuz they're NOT allowed to TALK about it!

I mean...I'd just HATE to think that WE'D be the cause of those "highly intelligent Movers and Shakers" breaking their "sacred oaths", RIGHT?!!!

Cheers,
Dwight
(Academia would NEVER be the SAME, AGAIN!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)