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Ok, I'm not usually good at jokes, but I did like this one. Some of you may have heard it, but I still gotta share--- What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover vacuum cleaner? 
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I know this one...The position of the dirtbag, right? 
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one sucks at home while the other sucks and will never get you home? 
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Live to love, love to live.
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The Hoover handles better in the turns.
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The size of the accessory catalog.
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Should be Riding
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Dirt bag is on the inside of a Hoover.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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And the winner is----Dunnspeed! "The location of the dirtbag"
But I like some of the other answers too!
Paw
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Quote:
Pawdiddle got OWNED!
Uhhhh, huh? Don't get this one.
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The way i hear it is "the Harley holds 2 dirt bags"
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Should be Riding
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95% of all the Harleys ever made are still on the road... the other 5% made it home.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Similar kind of joke (which is as old, if not older, than the Harley/Hoover one): What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
On a porcupine the pr/ick is on the outside.
(Substitute Porsche for Corvette if you wish. Hey, update it and sub in Hummer or Prius...)
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