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I may have one of those chutes installed out my office window...





Well, bein' an old retired airline employee myself, I can kind'a see why the guy lost it, though I think the chute thing "might be" a little over the top.

Yep, according to all reports, the woman who hit him in the head with the "carry-on" bag(probably the size of Toyota Yaris she somehow managed to "fit" into the overhead compartment) probably, like a lot of passengers nowdays thought it was his job to stow it/and or retrieve it for her, and when he didn't and somehow hit him in the head with it, probably, like a lot of people out there today, whether their azz is on a airplane or NOT, failed to APOLOGIZE to the poor sap, and thus this probably set him off on his little profanity-laced "annoucement" and then his little venture down that emergency chute.

Yep folks, as you know, since airline de-regulation, every used-to-be Greyhound passenger can now afford to fly. Isn't it just WONDERFUL?!

Man, I sure don't miss MY "fantastic airline career" which included the position of Boarding Gate Supervisor at LAX for Northwest Airlines, where you could meet ALL sorts of moro..n..s...err, I mean individuals all in a day's work.

(...nope...no siree bob...don't miss it at all, folks...'cuz NOW it's )

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)