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(...and so, yeah Keith...I'm sorry, but I can't quite say that watchin' that kid putz around the house was exactly the "most entertaining" thing I've watched in, oh say..LIKE FOREVER, ol' buddy!...but geee, thanks for tryin' anyway! 
Really? What about that part where he asked his Mom what he should do and she said 'read a book' and then (this is the part that made me smile) he got all perky and stuff and got RIGHT INTO IT!!!
Geeze, you must have a serious case of the blahs if THAT didn't brighten your day!!
Well, I suppose you're right there, Keith! My bad. 
Tell ya what! If you'll let me, I'm gonna blame THIS all on some kind'a "cross-cultural" misunderstanding between a most honorable(notice, no "u" in that word) and very forthright Hoser, AND one overly cynical(and already EXTREMELY BORED) Yank...OKAY?!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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