Ummmm...I don't know, John. Sorry, but I'm not quite seein' this here!

Ya see, while I know that's a ROMAN helmet, offhand I'm thinkin' that unless you're currently attending either U.S.C. OR Michigan State University, OR happen to be an OVERLY proud alumni of either one of those institutions of higher learning ...well...you REALLY shouldn't be wearin' THAT sucker on your head while ridin' around!


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)