Quote:

Maybe something like, "You're an IDIOT!"
"How are you ever gonna get laid again if you KILL yourself?" might work.



Given that he's an idiot, overweight 18 year old male that's prone to breaking things, chances that he's gotten laid the first time are slim to none. He'll probably think, "Laid? I think I've heard of that."

In all reality, he's a user. He buys things, uses them up, and leaves the wreckage and flotsam in his wake. I'd be surprised if the next used car he walks up to doesn't sense this and just refuse to start. He's got bad mechanical karma all over him. Keep him away from your stuff before the bad joo-joo spreads.