I just broke up with my girlfriend so I can be bitter and cynical. I can be but I'm not. Bad I'm truly happy for the first time in over 2 years. A weight (at least two bills) has been lifted off my back.
Hey John, accordin' to the 'net, Sandra's divorce from Jesse was just finalized today.
So now that she's unattached TOO, maybe you can find out if she'd like East Helena, MT!!!
Hey Bro, the way I look at it, you'd be a step up for her!
(...yeah yeah, I know....that was almost like d*mning you with faint praise there, wasn't it?!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)