I just broke up with my girlfriend so I can be bitter and cynical. I can be but I'm not. Bad I'm truly happy for the first time in over 2 years. A weight (at least two bills) has been lifted off my back.
I'm living proof that a single life can be a happy life. But I'm not jaded... no, no, no! Just (okay, I won't say it but it rhymes with fart and Agent 86 carried this name). And I say this with all due respect to those of you who are happily engaged in a meaningful relationship with a significant other. I really do!!
Still though, and just to get this thread back on track (and at the risk of repeating myself) that girl is just too plastic.
