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Ya know, it's funny that you bring up the issue of the flags and sporting event here, Graham.

You see, recently there was a guy from Mexico named Jose who went to see a MLS(that's our Major League Soccer over here) game in Los Angeles for which he didn't have a ticket, and when he got the stadium he found out the match was sold out.

However, one of the guys workin' the ticket both told Jose that the only seat left in the stadium left unsold was a seat right behind the flagpole at the very top of the stadium, and that is usually goes unsold because the flagpole kind'a blocks the view of the field.

But Jose, being the diehard soccer fan that he was, went ahead a bought that last seat anyway.

After he returned to Mexico the next day(yeah, yeah, I know, THAT doesn't happen all that much)...well ANYWAY...after he returned to Mexico the next day, all his amigos asked him if he had a good time at the match and how the Norte Americanos treated him while he was there. And he replied....

"Oh, de game she was very very good, and those Norte Americanos was VERY nice people. In FACT, just before de game she start, everybody stand up all at once, dey look up at me, and dey ask me, "Jose, can you see?", and then to me dey all begin to sing!"



(yeah, sorry folks, I know that's an REALLY old joke, but it still tickles me!)



you can do better than that Dwight.

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