Plan C. Get another job to pay for the extra cost.
Plan D. Sell a child. Any child. Maybe even the neighbor's child.
Plan E. Rob gas stations part time. And not locally!
Plan f. Get a job at the bank. They always have lots of money there. Or better yet, an investment firm. Nobody really pays for any "mistakes" that might come up while working there.
Plan G. Rent out your basement to four or five immigrant families.
Plan H. As a last resort. Make the wife get another job. Sure, she'll be mad at you, but really, what's new about that?!
The main thing is, you gotta find a way to keep both Trumpets. I hope I've helped you out here with my brainstorming!
