I agree with much of what you just said there, Chad. Except, the thing about attempting to teach people a lesson in common courtesy with your fists.
Oh, and also about holding the door open for ladies. Because, I feel in this day and age one should hold the door open for all who might walk up just after opening said door, and regardless of their gender. And, this also goes for ladies who might reach said door and open it before another person of either gender reaches it.
(...of course, you might have just slightly misstated your thoughts there, and actually meant to say that, right?!)