WHEW!!! Well THAT'S certainly a relief!!!
So James, what have we learned here tonight?
First: Some of the residents of Gainesville Florida can be very astute in not only their observational skills, but also in their abilities in the science of deductive reasoning.
Secondly: Never futz around with any Black Holes hidden on any Triumph motorcycles manufactured in Hinckley England.
And lastly: NEVER EVER believe a word that might emanate from certain people located in Prescott Arizona.