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A friend (?) dropped my Ovation off his knee onto the floor many moons ago...



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I let Big Lard Butt Ron sit on the bike the other night and he took his 300lb lard behind down the road and came back with no clutch at all.



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My other friend "Little Ron" the truck killer




Dang dinqua, guitar killers, clutch killers, truck killers, Maybe you should hang down here in the bible belt for a while dude!


Blowing gravel off rural roads