We just got in from our earth day barbecue.We had a tasty feast of barbecued panda bear and asstd rare bird pot pie slow cooked over a bed of coals made from rare tropical hardwoods.We had our feast in the air conditioned comfort of our Hummer H1 with the ac on and the motor running.Later tonight we will burn our trash from todays shindig in our much anticipated old tire fueled bonfire.For party favors we will be handing out aerosol cans and bic lighters to have a festive handheld light show.Well I gotta go,my wife and kid want me to help go around our neighborhood and get our neighbors to turn on all there lights.
