Dan...arrrrrr ya sayin' that thare pirate look ain't be the look you'd a' ever be goin' fer?!
Why, I think ya might be on ta somethin' thare, Matey!
Yep, maybe that thare pirate look is only best fer protectin' yur hide if the captain ever makes ya walk the plank, eh?!
(...well, that'd be IF that thare water you'd a'being droppin' inta ain't be shark-infested, I reckin!....arrrrrr!!!)
