C'mon boys. The Schwinn Stingray was to bicycles what Harleys are to guys in a midlife crisis - a stereotype.
Real boys who wanted to "go their own way" rode the Raleigh Chopper - kind of a British 'Sir Walter Raleigh' vibe too:

And I have Specialty Spares on my bike. I was grinning from ear to ear when I fired them up too. Now, I'm thinking they could stand to be just a little bit louder....