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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches
in Gold Coast Australia . Their domestic tranquility had long been the
talk of the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple.'
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
The husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America '.
We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and
took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone
too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife
looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.' 'We proceeded
a little further and her horse stumbled again.. Again my wife quietly
said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse
stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her
Purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that, are you $%#@! crazy?' She looked at ME, and
quietly said, 'That's once.'
And from that moment on.... We have lived happily ever after.'
(sounds like my fiancé)
Aaron
04 "Green Bean" Freaked, AI removal, Bafflectomy, 6" Risers, and 30" Drag Bars.
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Just an old Hippie and I don"t know what to do.
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He learned quickly! 
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
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Stickman Yogi
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Good one! 
Live to love, love to live.
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Thats what my marrage was like 
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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WOW , and who said men cant learn 
I cried because I could wheelie then I met someone without a motorcycle
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Check Pants
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If I'm not mistaken, there's been a book or two written, a cave wall etched upon, a thriving cottage industry built around this male/female canundrum the last 5-10,000 years.  j  h
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I say take the initiative. Shoot first, ask questions later.
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Keep It Between The Hedges And Sunny Side Up
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