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...So I pried the seat cover from between my tightly clenched butt cheeks...
Yeah Chy...and I certainly hope you ALSO wiped off that brown streak you probably left on that there seat before you returned the bike to its owner TOO!!! 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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