I'm sitting here in the hospital waitingroom while the OL gets a re-run of her head surgery, and their wifi system has blocked that web site.
So, I Guess I'll just have to list some qualifications and let y'all decide.
1. Directions to my house include "turn off the paved road".
2. While mowing last year, I found a pickup in the yard.
3. My dressup shoes are steel toed boots.
4. Going to town is a big deal.
5. My riding lawnmower has a 72 inch blade and 56 HP.
6. My 'car' is a Cummins powered 4WD.
7. My 'go to town' clothes include an official NASCAR jacket.